The 2019 Philadelphia Phillies season was the 137th season in the history of the franchise, their 16th season at Citizens Bank Park, and their final season with manager Gabe Kapler. The Phillies improved from their record the prior year and finished with an 81–81 record for the first time since 2012, but missed the playoffs for the eighth straight season, despite spending nearly $400 million in the offseason.
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