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{"fact":"Cats only sweat through their paws and nowhere else on their body","length":65}
{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}
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